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Latest Quotes:
Responding to
recent comments that Gary Bauer made, saying "We are destroying 2 ½
million children a year," Stern viciously attacks the unborn
child. (January
27, 2000  )
Stern:
Children. Some crappy
little fetus. Some
hunk of
junk. Some snot in
a womb.
Robin: Let's deliver all these blood spots. And
see if they can survive on their own.
Stern : Yeah. Let's
deliver them and put them on Gilligan's Island.
Robin: Ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Stern: I would like to have sex with Gary
Bauer and get him pregnant. See if he wants to have the baby.
What a freak! Can you imagine a guy telling a woman she has to have
a baby.
Robin: Yeah. It's none of your
business.
Stern : Oh my G--. That's an awfully pompous
view of the world. ...
Stern to
pro-life Christian (November 11, 1999):
"I
hate you. You're an idiot. I can't stand dumb
people. If I was President, I would have you gassed. I
would march you into the ovens."
Stern on
abortion:
"We
will kill as many babies as we want, and you can't stop it...I'll
tell you, when I ran for governor, I said we'll fill all the pot
holes with fetuses. And I meant every word of
it."
Stern on
killing:
"It's
Veteran's day today. You know, I served in the Vietnam War..I
killed a lot of gooks...I killed them all. I killed at least
17 children. I killed the whole schoolhouse full of
children. Who knows how many were in there? You count
the fingers."
Stern, the day
after the Columbine massacre:
 "There were some really good-looking girls running out
with their hands over their heads. Did those kids [the
suspects in the Columbine High School murders] try to have sex with
any of the good-looking girls? They didn't even do that?
At least if you're going to kill yourself and kill all the kids, why
wouldn't you have some sex?"
Stern, to man
whose father passed away (November 2, 1999): "Your
father was a bi-- and you are my bi--. And soon, I'll have sex
with both your rotting corpses! Your father was a
loser!"
Stern, on a Los
Angeles ceremony marking the Holocaust Remembrance Day, for
which occasion a Jewish philanthropy had donated $10,000 to help
Kosovo refugees (Wall Street Journal 4/26/99):
"I'd like to donate an oven."
 Stern on
Catholic Priests and pedophilia (December 7, 1999):
"The
biggest predators are these priests. Now, let's be frank. Stop
acting like this is sacrilegious to say. They're the biggest
predators on the planet...God-Smod."
"This whole thing
of putting on a collar, all of a sudden, you're above
everything...it's a lot of bull. These are people with
mental problems…Most religious people, deeply religious
people, are mental. They need a crutch every step of
their life.
Stern on
homosexuals as Boy Scout leaders  :
"I
don't have a problem with that...If you're going to have Boy Scout
leaders, gay men are no more perverted than heterosexual men. It's
true."
Stern quoted in
Reuters Newswire 11/2/99:
"It's
OK for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly."
"An ugly
man with no money might as well cut off his (male
organ)." | 
